ALPHA v0.3

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The Internet

Topic: internet

The Internet

Three Nets for the Stanford Nethax under the Quad,

Seven for the MIT Hackers in their halls of stone,

Nine for Crays doomed to die,

One for NIC on its dark DECSYSTEM-2060

In the LANs of SRI where the shadows lie.

One Internet to rule them all, One Internet to find them,

One Internet to bring them all and in the ether bind them

In the LANs of SRI where the shadows lie.

Three servers for Athena, which now runs MIT,

Nine for BARRNet, doomed to plunge into the Sea

Seven for Rutgers & JvNCNet, always a luse,

One for the NIC, to do whatever they choose.

One server to rule them, one server to find them,

One server to run them all, and with %HOSTADDR bind them,

In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.


ALPHA v0.3