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Agreement For Participation In Sponsoring Hosts Name Bbq Between

Topic: lawyer

AGREEMENT FOR PARTICIPATION IN [Sponsoring HOSTs name] BBQ, BETWEEN [HOSTs name] (Hereinafter "HOST") AND [Print your full name here.] (Hereinafter "GUEST")

WHEREAS, HOST desires to make available certain facilities and foodstuffs as specified in ARTICLE 1 in a "barbecue" format (hereinafter "EVENT") and GUEST is prepared to attend said facilities and consume said foodstuffs as specified in ARTICLE 2 of this agreement. NOW, in consideration of the mutual promises contained herein, and HOST's agreement to hold EVENT and GUEST'S agreement to attend EVENT during the term of this agreement, subject to the terms and conditions contained herein, the parties agree as follows:

ARTICLE 1 - HOST agrees to provide a facility suitable for EVENT. Specifically, the following facility has been chosen (hereinafter "FACILITY"): <insert address of bbq>

The following paragraph should not be construed as directions, but may be of assistance in locating FACILITY: <insert directions to bbq>

HOST agrees to provide beverages and snack-type foods. Specifically, these may include any, all, or none of the following: beer, soft drinks, Calistogas, potato chips, tortilla chips, vegetables. INCLUSION ON THIS LIST DOES NOT IMPLY AVAILABILITY. HOST shall make available to GUEST a grilling device suitable for the barbecue process. Temperature of grill shall be sufficiently hot as to char all surfaces which make direct contact with grill, but not so hot as to char surfaces which do not directly contact grill, unless surface is allowed to remain on grill for an excessive period (to be determined by HOST).

ARTICLE 2 - GUEST'S attendance at FACILITY during term of agreement implies GUEST'S participation in EVENT. GUEST may invite additional guests. GUEST IS ADVISED TO BRING AN ITEM SUITABLE FOR GRILLING. GUESTS lacking items suitable for grilling are welcome at EVENT, but in such case HOST assumes no responsibility for GUEST'S participation in barbecue process. This in no way implies that HOST assumes any responsibility for anything whatsoever, under any circumstances.

ARTICLE 3 - This agreement shall be in full force and effect commencing [Insert date of event here and year]. It terminates at the mutual agreement of HOST and GUEST, or at the exclusive discretion of HOST, whichever occurs first.

ARTICLE 4 - EVENT is offered "AS IS" without warranty of any kind, either expressed or implied, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose.

ARTICLE 5 - IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the parties hereto have executed this Agreement as of the date noted below.

[HOSTS name goes here]






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