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There'S Evidence That Lawyers Are Also Good For Offshore

Topic: lawyer

There's evidence that Lawyers are also good for offshore drilling. Their hearts are harder than diamond. The only problem is the pollution caused by discarding the rest of the carcass. Apparently even the sharks won't touch a Lawyer. An attempt was made to substitute accountants: they got the right two-bit attitude but the oceans are already too full of jellyfish.

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