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Hear About The Terrorist That Hijacked A 747 Full Of Lawyers?

Topic: lawyer

Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

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