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The Top 10 Things You'Ll Never Hear A Woman Say

Topic: men-women

The top 10 things you'll never hear a woman say:

10. What do you mean today's our anniversary?

9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

8. Ohh, this diamond is way too big!

7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!

6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being _just friends_.

5. Honey does this outfit make my butt look too small?

4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.

2. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.

...and the number 1 thing you'll never hear a woman say:

1. Hey, get a whiff of that one!

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