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How Dogs And Men Are The Same

Topic: men-women

How Dogs and Men are the Same

Both take up too much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

Both are threatened by their own kind.

Both like to chew wood.

Both mark their territory.

Both are bad at asking you questions.

Neither tells you what's bothering them.

Both tend to smell riper with age.

Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

Neither does dishes.

Both fart shamelessly.

Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

Both like dominance games.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.

Neither understands what you see in cats.

How Men are Better than Dogs

Men have only two feet that track in mud.

Men can buy you presents.

Men don't play with every man they see when you take them around the block.

Men are a little more subtle.

Men don't eat cat turds on the sly.

Men open their own cans.

Dogs have dog-breath all the time.

Men can do math stuff.

Holiday Inns accept men.

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