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21 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Guitars

Topic: men-women


1. Women are more fun when the power goes out

2. You can't get your guitar wet

3. Ever try to screw a guitar?

4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4" (ouch!)

5. A guitar won't beg to be played

6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped

cream on it

7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not

your tongue

8. Guitars aren't very aggressive

9. A guitar won't play you back

10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream

11. A guitar won't scratch *your* back

12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk

13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it

14. You can't play two guitars at once

15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (awwwwwww, gee, how sweet ;-) (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back)

16. It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings

17. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.

18. If you really *do* want little guitars, you have to buy them

19. You can't marry a rich guitar

20. Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime

21. Guitars don't taste very good

22. A guitar won't give you head

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