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The Single Woman'S Language Guide

Topic: men-women

The Single Woman's Language Guide

How To Translate Menspeak

When He Says =>> He Really Means

Do you have the time? =>> to go to bed

Hello =>> Let's cut the talk and go have sex.

How are you? =>> in bed, I mean.

I'd like a discreet relationship. =>> I want sex, but I'm married.

I'll be out of town for a few days. =>> I'll be spending time with the wife.

I'm a novelist. =>> I have 10 unpublished books.

I'm coming off a long relationship. =>> My wife is divorcing me.

I'm consulting. =>> I'm looking for a job.

I'm divorced. =>> I just slipped off my wedding ring.

I'm in television. =>> I fix them.

I'm involved in banking. =>> I'm a bank guard.

I'm self-employed. =>> I just got fired.

I'm sorry I flirted with your sister. =>> I'm sorry I got caught.

I'm thinking of relocating. =>> I can't find a job locally in this town.

I can't leave my wife just yet..soon. =>> Be patient forever.

I enjoy reading. =>> Playboy and Penthouse.

I have the Midas touch. =>> I install mufflers.

I like a woman who is intelligent. =>> As long as she acts like I'm smarter.

I love opera. =>> I want sex, but I've seen an opera once.

I play the market. =>> Safeway

I work high up in an executive office. =>> I'm a window washer.

I work with computers. =>> I'm a cashier at a gas station.

Looking for a satisfying relationship. =>> I want sex.

My business is really hot right now! =>> I hand out towels in a steam room.

My job keeps me running. =>> I'm a messenger.

My wife and I are separated. =>> She's at home and I'm here at the bar.

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