ALPHA v0.3

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What Guys Say... ...What They Mean...

Topic: men-women

What guys say... =>> ...What they mean...

It is just orange juice, try it. =>> 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.

She's kind of cute =>> I want to bang her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her =>> She won't blow me

I need you =>> My hand is tired

I had her =>> I had (wet dreams about) her all week

I really want to get to know you better =>> I can tell my friends about it

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? =>> Is my penis really that small?

You're the only girl I've ever cared about =>> You are the only girl who has not rejected me

I want you back =>> ...for tonight anyway

We've been through so much together =>> If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity

I miss you so much =>> I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good

No, I do not want to dance right now =>> Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on

The break-up should not start for another 24 hours =>> I want to have sex a few more times

I am different from all the other guys =>> I am not circumsized

ALPHA v0.3