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What Women Really Mean

Topic: men-women

What Women Really Mean

What women say... =>> ...What they mean...

Can't we just be friends? =>> There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

I just need some space =>> ...without you in it

Can you help me with my homework? =>> If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress? =>> We haven't had a fight in a while

No, pizza's fine =>> Cheap bastard

I just do not want a boyfriend now =>> I just do not want you as a boyfriend now

I don't know; what do you want to do? =>> I can't believe that you have nothing planned

Come here =>> My puppy does this too

I like you but... =>> I don't like you

You never listen =>> You never listen

We're moving too quickly =>> I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend

I'll be ready in a minute =>> I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself =>> I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch

Oh Yes! Right there =>> Well, near there; I just want to get this over with

I'm just going out with the girls =>> We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends

There's no one else =>> I am doing your brother

Size doesn't count... =>> unless I want an orgasm

ALPHA v0.3