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One Of Microsoft'S Finest Technicians Was Invited By A Colleague

Topic: microsoft

One of Microsoft's finest technicians was invited by a colleague to join him at a local firing range. As a first-timer, he was given instructions, a rifle and bullets. He fired several shots at the target, but all attempts missed.

The techie looked at his rifle, then at the target. He put his finger over the end of the barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The weapon fired, taking most of the techie's finger with it. Hopping up and down in pain, the wounded fellow yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine! The trouble must be at your end."

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