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Following Is Evidence That O.J. Is Not The Killer

Topic: ojsimpson

Following is evidence that O.J. is not the killer:

They only found one glove - Michael Jackson actually did it.

If he murdered her, it would Hertz his advertising career.

The Juice was capable of putting the squeeze on his ex-wife, but never beating the pulp out of her.

It is proven that murderers have little ability to think, but everyone has seen O.J. concentrate.

The pattern of stab wounds is irrefutable - any football fan knows that O.J. could never cut to the left.

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