ALPHA v0.3

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Error Codes Of Another Nature

Topic: programming

Error Codes Of Another Nature

1) Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.

2) REALITY.DAT not found. Attempting to restore Universe...... ..... REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Unable to recover Universe Press Esc key to reboot Universe, or any other key to continue...

3) REALITY.SYS corrupted- reboot Universe (Y/N)?

4) USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.

5) Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD!

6) Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.

7) BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port not responding!

8) Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard?

9) .signature not found! reformat hard drive? [Yn]

10) Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?

11) Spellchecker not found. Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...

12) A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?

13) A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?

14) A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.

15) A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door

16) Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?

17) Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.

18) Close your eyes and press escape three times.

19) DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.

20) Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS

21) SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory.

22) APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.

23) ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.

ALPHA v0.3