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What Happens If God Logs In Some Morning And Runs Etcshutdown?

Topic: programming

What happens if God logs in some morning and runs /etc/shutdown?

- Does he get to enter the warning signs?

- Whan happens when the universe goes back into single-user mode?

- Can you install patches and reboot?

Who knows...

universe 25> su God


universe (God) # wall

We apologize for the inconvenience...


Final broadcast Message from God (ttya0) on universe Fri Jun

2 16:12:19 1995

We apologize for the inconvenience...

universe (God) # /etc/shutdown -i0 -y now


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