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Please Note The Following Errors Written In Church Bulletins.

Topic: religion

Please note the following errors written in church bulletins.

a. To those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

b. The Reverend Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

c. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

d. The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7:00 p.m.. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

e. During the absence of our pastor we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Scubbs supplied our pulpit.

f. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they can be seen in the church basement Friday afternoon.

g. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. White to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

h. Don't let worry kill you off. Let the church help.

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