ALPHA v0.3

Because of the fun and sarcastic nature of some of these jokes, viewer & reader discretion is advised. Don't read'em and then complain!

This is an alpha release of this section. If you find any problems or would like to recommend something, please be kind enough to give us some feedback.


One Day Little Johnny And Tyrone Were Sitting On The Bench

Topic: religion

One day little Johnny and Tyrone were sitting on the bench discussing God. Johnny says God is white and Tyrone says God is black. Well they argue back and forth for some time, till finally, Johnny shouts up to the heavens, "God are you black or white?"

And a loud voice booms from the clouds...."I am what I am." And Johnny says, "See, I told you he was white."

Tyrone says, "That don't prove nuthin'!"

And Johnny says, "Yes it does, if he was black he would have said, 'I is what I is'."

ALPHA v0.3