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One Day Jesus Was Walking By The Pearly Gates When St. Peter

Topic: religion

One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St. Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes. Jesus agreed and in a few minutes he saw an old, old man approach. This man was OLD! He walked very slowly, had a halting gait, and long white hair and beard.

When Jesus asked if he could help, the old man advised him in a shaky voice that he was looking for his son. Jesus wanted to help but didn't think he could as there were millions of people there.

"I know I can identify him very easily by the holes in his hands and feet," states the old man.

Jesus does a double take and says, "Father?"

The old man looks at Jesus and says, "Pinnochio?"

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