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One Day Burt Reynolds And The Pope Died At The Same Time. Burt

Topic: religion

One day Burt Reynolds and the Pope died at the same time. Burt went to heaven and the Pope went to hell. About three hours later they finally straightened it out. As the Pope was going to heaven and Burt was going to hell they met half way.

The Pope says to Burt "I'm glad they finally got this straightened out I have always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary!"

Burt says "Well, you're 2 and 1/2 hours too late!!"

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