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Two Elderly Catholic Nuns Dressed In Their Habits Were Sitting

Topic: religion

Two elderly Catholic Nuns dressed in their habits were sitting in the bleachers watching the New York Mets and the Toronto Blue Jays play ball. Two rabid anti-Catholic game watchers came along and sat in the row behind them.

One anti-Catholic game watcher said "We better go to Texas the next time we wanna' see a ball game. I don't think there will be any Catholics watching ball in Texas."

The other anti-Catholic game watcher said "Yeah. Or maybe we could go to L.A. 'cuz I don't think there would be any Catholics watching ball there."

The first anti-Catholic was quick to agree and said "Nahh, I think we should go to Alaska, 'cuz I am pretty damn sure there won't be any Catholics watching ball there."

Hearing this, one of the elderly Nuns turned and said with a smile, "Why don't you go to Hell ... I'm sure there won't be any Catholics there either."

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