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It Was 4 In The Morning And This Guy Needed Some Cigarets And

Topic: religion

It was 4 in the morning, and this guy needed some cigarets and all his clothes were in the washing machine. He didn't think any one would see him, so he went to the store naked. Just after he got there, four nearsighted nuns came in. The guy stood real still by the wall. "Oh look! A new vending machine!" one of the nuns said excitedly. All four of them went up to him. He handed the first one a candy bar, and the second one a pack of cigarettes, and the third one a small bag of potato chips. "What did you all get?" asked the fourth one, and they all told her. Then she replied, "Strange. All I got was some hand lotion!"

ALPHA v0.3