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Dark Conspiracy Involving Electrical Power Companies Surfaces

Topic: science


For years the electrical utility companies have led the public to believe they were in business to supply electricity to the consumer, a service for which they charge a substantial rate. The recent accidental acquisition of secret records from a well known power company has led to a massive research campaign which positively explodes several myths and exposes the massive hoax which has been perpetrated upon the public by the power companies.

The most common hoax promoted the false concept that light bulbs emitted light; in actuality, these 'light' bulbs actually absorb DARK which is then transported back to the power generation stations via wire networks. A more descriptive name has now been coined: the new scientific name for the device is DARKSUCKER.

This newsletter introduces a brief synopsis of the darksucker theory, which proves the existence of dark and establishes the fact that dark has great mass, and further, that dark particle (the anti- photon) is the fastest known particle in the universe. Apparently, even the celebrated Dr. Albert Einstein did not suspect the truth that just as COLD is the absence of HEAT, LIGHT is actually the ABSENCE of DARK. Scientists have now proven that light does not really exist! The basis of the darksucker theory is that electric light bulbs suck dark. Take for example, the darksuckers in the room where you are right now. There is much less dark right next to the darksuckers than there is elsewhere, demonstrating their limited range. The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Darksuckers in a parking lot or on a football field have a much greater capacity than the ones in used in the home, for example.

It may come as a surprise to learn that darksuckers also operate on a celestial scale; witness the Sun. Our Sun makes use of dense dark, sucking it in from all the planets and intervening dark space. Naturally, the Sun is better able to suck dark from the planets which are situated closer to it, thus explaining why those planets appear brighter than do those which are far distant from the Sun.

Occasionally, the Sun actually oversucks. Under those conditions, dark spots appear on the surface of the Sun. Scientists have long studied these 'sunspots' and are only recently beginning to realize that the dark spots represent leaks of high pressure dark because the Sun has oversucked dark to such an extent that some dark actually leaks back into space. This leakage of high pressure dark frequently causes problems with radio communications here on Earth due to collisions between the dark particles as they stream out into space at high velocity via the black 'holes' in the surface of the Sun.

As with all manmade devices, darksuckers have a finite lifetime caused by the fact that they are not 100% efficient at transmitting collected dark back to the power company via the wires from your home, causing dark to build up slowly within the device. Once they are full of accumulated dark, they can no longer suck. This condition can be observed by looking for the black spot on a full darksucker when it has reached maximum capacity of untransmitted dark. You have surely noticed that dark completely surrounds a full darksucker because it no longer has the capacity to suck any dark at all.

A candle is a primitive darksucker. A new candle has a white wick. You will notice that after the first use the wick turns black, representing all the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. It is of no use to plug a candle into an electrical outlet. It can only collect dark, and has no transmission capabilities. Unfortunately, these primitive darksuckers have a very limited range and are hazardous to operate because of the intense heat produced.

There are also portable darksuckers called flashlights. The bulbs in these devices collect dark which is passed to a dark storage unit called a battery. When the dark storage unit is full, it must be either emptied (a process called 'recharging') or replaced before the portable darksucker can continue to operate. If you break open a battery, you will find dense black dark inside, evidence that it is actually a compact dark storage unit.

While pondering this amazing and enlightening revelation, I began to wonder, "Where is this massive quantity of Dark that the power companies have collected from us all these years? What do they want it for?" I stared at my monitor and realized it was nothing more than a cleverly disguised Darksucker. Just another way to suck more dark and transmit it back to the local power company.

Then in a flash it hit me, they don't store it! Every evening after the sun goes down, they slowly release what Dark they have collected back into the environment!

Now it all makes sense, the Dark that is released causes the massive darkening at night. (If released during the day the sun would suck it up and put them out of business.) This only causes us to turn on our Darksuckers and we unwittingly transmit the Dark back to them! All the while paying them for what we think is a service that they provide.

The power companies are making billions of dollars on this conspiracy. They often oversuck in their greed. Witness the Dark coming from their smokestacks during the day. They keep their 'Fossil fuel plants' open for just this purpose. Companies from all over transmit their excess Dark to these plants to dissipate it without suspicion. The companies tried 'Nuclear power plants' in an effort to greatly compact Dark and store it for future use. The technology required for this procedure eluded them and so they stopped building these plants, calling them "too expensive."

Today there once again is a push for Nuclear power plants. Have they solved their storage problem? What do they have in store for us in the future? Only time will tell...

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