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Top Ten Explanations For The '95' In Windows 95

Topic: windows

Top Ten explanations for the '95' in Windows 95

10. The number of floppies it will ship on.

9. The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.

8. The number of megabytes of hard disk space required.

7. The number of pages in the *easy install* version of the manual.

6. The percentage of existing windows programs that won't run in the new OS.

5. The number of minutes to install.

4. The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to run.

3. The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade.

2. The CPU speed required for the OS to run.

1.The year it was _supposed_ to ship

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