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There Was A Optimist Who Tried To Persuade A Pessimist By Taking

Topic: g-rated

There was a optimist who tried to persuade a pessimist by taking him duck hunting. Almost immediately, the optimist shoots a duck which lands on the water. He send his dog to get it. The dog runs on the water and brings the duck back. A while later, the optimist gets another duck and again the dog runs on top of the water to go fetch it.

The optimist then turns to the pessimist. "Whadda ya think?" asked the optimist.

"Well," said the pessimist, "I see your dog can't swim."

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