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Why Is It That Weeds Grow Best In My Lawn While Grass Grows Best

Topic: g-rated

Why is it that weeds grow best in my lawn, while grass grows best in the cracks of the sidewalk?

This is a common phenomenon. If you've ever tried to grow wild flowers (i.e., weeds with nice-looking blossoms), you'll find that they *will not grow*. Instead, all you'll get is... grass. Grass growing in the cracks of sidewalks is an attempt by the grass to achieve weed status (i.e., growing where it is not wanted), since the grass resents the weeds crowding it in the lawn.

Most people don't believe that plants have psychology. Most people also have pretty crappy-looking lawns.

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