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All Night Long A Guy Dreams About The Number 5. He Awakens In

Topic: g-rated

All night long a guy dreams about the number 5. He awakens in the morning and sees 5:55 on the clock. When he goes into the kitchen he sees May the 5th on the calendar. Reading the newspaper, he notices a horse named "Mr. Five by Five" running in the 5th race. It comes to him like a bolt from the blue, he calls his bookie and bets $500 on the horse to win. The horse comes in 5th.

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