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Two Older Gentlemen Are Playing Cards On Saturday Evening As

Topic: g-rated

Two older gentlemen are playing cards on Saturday evening, as they have done for the past 35 years. The elder had been having problems remembering what cards were what, and usually needed help from his wife.

At the end of the card game the younger said to the older "You did very good tonight. You didn't need any help at all. Why is that?"

The elder replied "Why, ever since my wife sent me to that memory school, I haven't had any problems at all."

"Memory school? What memory school?"

The elder thought for a moment, "Oh, what's that flower that's red with thorns? Really pretty flower...?"

"A rose?"

"Yeah!" The elder turned to his wife. "Hey, Rose! What's the name of that memory school you sent me to?"

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