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A 4-Year-Old Attended Evening Church Services With His

Topic: g-rated

A 4-year-old attended evening church services with his grandmother the other Sunday. It wasn't long before the little boy began to get restless.

"Can we leave now?" he asked.

"Not just yet," his grandmother whispered to him. "In a little while."

About this time, the minister asked the congregation to pray.

Everyone one was ready...except for the little boy who glanced around, pulled at his grandmother's arm and whispered, "They got their eyes shut now...let's sneak out."

ALPHA v0.3