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A Woman Was Having Her Upstairs Room Painted And Thought The

Topic: g-rated

A woman was having her upstairs room painted, and thought the painter was making slow progress.

"Painter," she shouted, "Are you working?"

"Yes, Ma'am," he replied.

"Well, I can't hear you," she said.

He replied, "I'm not putting it on with a hammer!"

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