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There Was Once A Mother Pigeon Who Had A Nest Full Of Squabs And

Topic: g-rated

There was once a mother pigeon who had a nest full of squabs and soon it came time to teach them how to fly, In no time all the squabs were flying, that is all but one. The mother pigeon tried everything to try to get this young fellow to fly, and yet he wouldn't even try. Finally, all exhausted she told him, "If you're not flying by this time tomorrow, I'll tie a rope around you and pull you every where I go."

With that the young fellow cried out in dismay, "Oh mother, I'll do anything you say, but please, I don't want to be pigeon-towed."

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