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Two Men Sentenced To Die In The Electric Chair On The Same Day

Topic: g-rated

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would, through the wonders of wattage, meet their makers. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants.

The Warden, turning to Billy-Jo, solemnly asked, "Son.. Do you have a last request?" to which the hulking hayseed instantly replied, "Yes sir, Ah do. Couldya please play Achy Breaky Heart fer me one last time?"

"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, What about you, son? What is your final request?"

"Please," Said the condemned man, "Kill me First."

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