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An Actual Exchange Between Shanahan And The Man At The Hardware

Topic: g-rated

An actual exchange between Shanahan and the man at the hardware store:

Shanahan: "How much are shovels?"

Man: "Ten punts."

S: "Ten punts? The man down the street is selling them for eight!"

M: "Well, why didn't you buy them from him?"

S: "He was out of them."

M: "Well, when I'm out of them as well I'll sell them for eight."

S: "Fine then, I'll be back when you don't have any."

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