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George Bush In An Airport Lobby Noticed A Man In A Long Flowing

Topic: g-rated

George Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.

Bush approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses." The man ignored Bush and stared at the ceiling. Bush positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses". The man continued to peruse the ceiling. Bush tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses."

The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am".

Bush asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the desert".

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