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Two Mice Died And Went To Heaven Where They Were Given Roller

Topic: g-rated

Two mice died and went to heaven where they were given roller skates for being good. Then one day a cat died and arrived too. God asked the cat how he liked heaven. "Great!" said the cat, "especially the meals-on-wheels."

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