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President Clinton Recently Got Off Of Airforce One With A Pig

Topic: g-rated

President Clinton recently got off of Airforce One with a pig under each arm. The guard who met him at the bottom of the steps snapped off a salute and barked, "Nice pigs, sir!"

Clinton bruskly replied, "Boy, these aren't pigs! These are Arkansas Razorback Hogs, the finest animal ever to walk the earth."

"Yes Sir!" said the gaurd.

Clinton continued, "I got this one for my wife, and this one for my daughter."

The guard quickly snapped another salute and quipped, "Nice trade sir!"

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