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A Man In California Desperately Approached The Airline Ticket

Topic: g-rated

A man in California desperately approached the airline ticket counter. "I have to get to New York as soon as possible," he said. "It's an emergency."

"Well," the attendant replied, "we have a plane that goes to New York in ten minutes."

"That's certainly quick enough," responded the customer. "When does it leave?"

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