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A Mouse Approached A Giraffe And Asked What Makes You So Tall?

Topic: g-rated

A mouse approached a giraffe and asked, "What makes you so tall?"

"The reason I am so tall," the giraffe answered, "is that I rub grease on the top of my head every day and up and down my neck."

The mouse looked puzzled. "I tried that," he said. "But look at me. It didn't work at all."

"What kind of grease did you use?" the giraffe asked. "Crisco."

"Oh," replied the giraffe. "No wonder that didn't work. Crisco is shortening."

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