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A Yuppie In A Beemer Double Parks And Jumps Out Of His Car. A

Topic: g-rated

A Yuppie in a Beemer double parks and jumps out of his car. A passing truck catches the door AND his arm and tears them both off. The Yuppie shouts "My Beemer! My Beemer!"

A passerby stops and says: " You must be in shock - your arm has been ripped off!"

The Yuppie looks down and screams: "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

ALPHA v0.3