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There Once Was An Elephant Who Came Down With A Very Serious

Topic: g-rated

There once was an elephant who came down with a very serious cold. He was so stuffed up that he couldn't really breath through his trunk anymore. "No one has ever suffered as much as I," he moaned to himself.

After he failed to get better for over a week, the elephant was sure that he was going to die. So he called all of his friends together for a farewell party, and he gave away all of his worldly possessions, in lieu of having a will.

The next day, the elephant woke up in perfect health, and penniless.

The moral? Just because your trunk's packed doesn't mean you're ready to go.

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