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What Do You Get From A Forgetful Cow?

Topic: g-rated

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of Amnesia.

When is the best time to milk a cow?

When she is in the mooooood.

What do you get from a dry cow?

Evaporated milk.

ALPHA v0.3