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This Guys Wins Lotto And Rushes Home To Tell His Wife.

Topic: g-rated

This guys wins lotto and rushes home to tell his wife.

"Honey we won Lotto" he says, "Quick pack your bags, Hurry now"

"Right" says his wife

"Hurry" he says.

"I am hurrying" she says, "Where are we going, on a trip? is it going to be hot or cold when we get there, what should I pack"

"I don't care" he says, "I just want you out of the house by midday! and you can jolly well go where ever you like"

ALPHA v0.3