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Teacher Asks The Kids In Spelling Class To Tell What Their

Topic: g-rated

Teacher asks the kids in spelling class to tell what their father does for a living, and spell it.

First kid says, "My daddy's a baker. That's b-a-k-e-r. He makes bread and lots of sweet goodies to eat."

Second kid says, "My daddy's a banker. That's b-a-n-k-e-r. He makes lots of money."

Next kid says, "My daddy's an electrician. That's e-l-a-k, uh, e- l-e-x, uh...."

Teacher interrupts, saying, "That's okay, Rayford. Think about it and we'll come back to you." Turning to little Johnny, she says, "You're next, Johnny."

Johnny says, "My daddy's a bookie. That's b-o-o-k-i-e, and I'll lay you odds ten to one that kid don't ever spell electrician."

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