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My Face In The Mirror

Topic: g-rated

My face in the mirror

isn't wrinkled or drawn;

My house isn't dirty,

the cobwebs are gone.

My garden looks lovely,

and so does my lawn;

I think I might never

put my glasses back on!

ALPHA v0.3