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A Sergeant Looked Over A Squad Of Particularly Inept Draftees

Topic: g-rated

A sergeant looked over a squad of particularly inept draftees and confessed, "I don't know what to do with you clumsy goons."

One of them piped up hopefully, "There's a big shade tree over there, Sarge."

"Yeah, I know," nodded the sergeant, "but I don't have any rope with me."

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