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A Man Went To A Radio Shop To Buy A Car Radio And The Salesman

Topic: g-rated

A man went to a radio shop to buy a car radio and the salesman offered him an amazing new model that responds to voice commands. So the man bought it, and it was installed, and he went driving down the road, and turned the radio on, and he shouted, "Classical!" and sure enough, the radio tuned itself to a classical music station. The man listened for awhile and shouted, "Country!" and right away, on came a country station. He listened for awhile, and then another car pulled onto the road right in front of him, he jammed on his brakes, he yelled "Jackass!" and on came Rush Limbaugh.

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