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Fiat Feeble Italian Attempt At Transportation

Topic: g-rated

FIAT: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

DELOREAN: Don't Ever Loan Overly Rich Europeans Any Narcotics

AUDI: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

AUDI: Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

BMW: Big Money Works

BMW: Bought My Wife

BMW: Brutal Money Waster

BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

CHEVROLET: Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE: Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FIAT: Fix It All the Time

FORD: backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot

FORD: First On Recall Day

FORD: First On Rust and Deterioration

FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily

FORD: Found On Road, Dead

FORD: Fault Of R&D

FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill

FORD: Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

FORD: Fooled On Raw Deal

GM: General Maintenance

GMC: Garage Man's Companion

HONDA: Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.

OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB: Send Another Automobile Back

SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VW: Virtually Worthless

MIATA: My, It's A Tiny Auto!

ALPHA v0.3