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Those Damned Old Eggs

Topic: g-rated

Those Damned Old Eggs

A mother was having a hard time keeping her two young boys from using swear words. They were at that certain age and learning them from all their little buddies didn't help matters any. Finally, she decided to go to a psychologist for some professional advice. She explained the problem to him and he said, "I have two suggestions, first, be firm, but don't lose your temper. Second, make sure the older one sets an example for the younger one."

That night, as it would happen, the boys had learned a new cuss word and stayed up late trying it out in every way they could think of and inventing a few new ways in the process. They really didn't know very many cuss words and knew even less about how to use them in a sentence.

The next morning, when the boys came downstairs, she asked the older boy what he wanted for breakfast.

"I'll have some of those damned old eggs ," he said.

Without batting an eye, the mother took a swing and sent the boy flying across the room. He landed in a heap in front of the couch, slid slowly to the floor, and lay there with a dazed look on his face.

"And what would YOU like for breakfast?" she asked the younger boy in her sweetest voice.

He hesitated for a moment, then replied, "Anything but them damned old eggs!"

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