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Lion Of The Jungle

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Lion Of The Jungle

The young lion was a mighty specimen, he had been raised from cubhood to be the fiercest thing on four legs. He was feeling his oats one day as he went wandering through the jungle. Looking at all that was his and remembering what his father had said about it all being his one day. Before long, he came upon a monkey. "Who's the king of the jungle?" he thundered.

"Y-y-you are," the monkey stammered in reply.

The lion was pleased with this display of humility from the monkey and his head began to swell a bit.

The lion walked on until he came to a gazelle. "Who's the king of the jungle?" the lion shouted.

"You are, lion," the gazelle replied, and the lion walked on, feeling even better about himself and his subjects.

Soon the lion encountered an elephant. "Who's the king of the jungle?" the lion shouted once again. Whereupon the elephant grabbed the lion with his trunk, swung him around, and repeatedly pounded the poor lion against a tree. Finally, he flung the lion into a shallow stream.

"Okay, okay," the lion said. "Just because you don't know the answer is no reason to get upset."

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