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Mcdonald'S Job Application Employment Test

Topic: g-rated

McDonald's Job Application & Employment Test


Trailer Park:

Pay phone closest to your house:

1. Why do you want to work at McDonalds?

A. For a career opportunity.

B. For job security.

C. Because I fit that 'geek' profile.

2. Where did you hear about McDonalds?

A. From the newspaper.

B. From the radio.

C. From the 30 billion a year McDonalds spends on TV ads convincing us we should pay $3.49 for a 30-cent hamburger.

3. Do you promise to end every sentence you ever speak at McDonalds with the words "Do you want fries with that?"?

A. Yes.

B. No.

C. Yes, do you want fries with that?

4. If a customer ordered a Big Mac, extra cheese, no lettuce, light on the mayo, what would you give him?

A. A Big Mac, extra cheese, no lettuce, light on the mayo.

B. A Big mac, extra cheese, extra lettuce, extra mayo.

C. Fifteen milkshakes & a happy meal.

5. What would you do if you found hair in the hamburger meat?

A. Notify the manager.

B. Charge the customer extra.

C. Say "Would you like fries with the hair in your hamburger?"

6. If you were working the drive thru, what would you say through the intercom to the customer?

A. Welcome to McDonalds.

B. Welcome to McDonalds, my name is (your name), and what would you like fries with that?

C. Wauhb ot Muhdonna, la eyt ubb farbbwith that?

Answers: If you answered "C" to 5 or more questions, welcome to the world of McMinimum Wage!

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