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The Memory Blues

Topic: g-rated

The Memory Blues

Just a line to say I'm living

And I'm not among the dead,

Though I'm getting more forgetful

And more mixed up in the head.

For sometimes I can't remember

As I stand at the foot of the stairs,

If I must go up for something

Or if I just came down from there.

Standing before the fridge

My poor mind is filled with doubt;

Have I just put food away

Or have I come to take it out?

There are times when it is dark out

And my nightcap's on my head,

But I don't know if I'm retiring

Or if I just got out of bed.

So if it's my turn to write you

There's no need in getting sore,

I may think I've already written

And don't want to be a bore.

So remember I do love you

And I wish that you were here,

But now it's nearly mail time

So I must say goodbye, my dear.

There I stood beside the mailbox

With face so very red;

Instead of mailing you the letter

I opened it instead.

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