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Most Of Us Are Aware Of The Famous Dutch Painter Van Gogh And Of

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Most of us are aware of the famous Dutch painter Van Gogh, and of his troubled life and the pain and anguish he suffered before his untimely death. On further examination of his origins we have learned that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had an extended family with many relatives. And perhaps they can shed some insight into his complex personality.

Among his many relatives were:

His obnoxious brother, Please Gogh.

His dizzy aunt, Verti Gogh.

The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh.

The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stop n Gogh.

The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U Gogh.

The brother who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh.

The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh.

His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh.

His Mexican cousin, Amee Gogh.

The Mexican cousin's American half brother, Gring Gogh.

The nephew who drove a stage coach, Wellsfar Gogh.

The constipated uncle, Can't Gogh.

The ballroom dancing aunt, Tang Gogh.

The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh.

His nephew psychoanalyst, E Gogh.

The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh.

An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh.

The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh.

A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh.

His Italian uncle, Day Gogh.

And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh.

Another niece who washed her hair a lot, Washan Gogh.

One of the Beatles, Ring Gogh

The uncle who was a Mexican marijuana grower, Acapulco Gogh

His twin that was full of himself, E. Gogh

His second self, Alter E. Gogh

The uncle who was addicted to gambling, Bing Gogh

The cousin who was a Spanish American drum player, Pepe BonGogh

Tycoon uncle who made it big in the freight business, Car Gogh

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